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If I could talk to the imbeciles, just imagine it,
Chattin' with a simp in In simpleton
Imagine talking to a thick-head, Derping with a dickhead,
Holy mackerel wouldn't that be fun

If we could talk to the Imbeciles, learn their gibberish,
Maybe earn a ding-bat P.h.d,
I'd study nonsensical and nitwit, Dumbasses and Dipshit,
And folks who like insane clown posse!

I would babble in bone-head, berk and Bieber,
And I would bark in fluent wackadoo,
If people ask me "can you speak irrelevant?"
I'd say "of coursevant! you douche!"

if I conferred with our congressmen, man to idiot,
Think of the amazing repartee
if I could walk with the imbeciles, talk with the imbeciles,
grunt and groan and gawk with the imbeciles,
and they could talk to me!

If I consulted with Kanye West
how cripples aren't the best, he's a gay fish, everyone agrees!
Or maybe brunch with a burocrat, republicans and democrats
What a brainless dump the world would be!

If I spoke wookie to a snooki
The advantages any fool on earth could plainly see!
Discussing fuckhead in a forum
With a dickless rick santorum
That's a big step backward you'll agree!

I'd learn to speak in crap-for-brains and A-hole
My doucheinese would be extremely good
If I were asked to sing in ignoraimus
I'd say "kiss my anious!" and would!

If I could parlay with penisheads
It's a fairy tale worthy of George Bush's Mexicans
a guy who walks with the imbeciles, talks with the imbeciles,
grunts and groans and gawks with the imbeciles...
and they could talk to me!


It's impossible...It's Incredible...But it's true!


A guy can talk to the imbeciles, It's a miracle!
In a year from now I guarantee
I'll be the marvel of the morons, Fox News and their "War on's"
Everybody's stupid except me!

We would converse in balderdash and butthead,
And we could curse in incompetent buffoon.
If people asked Me, can you speak Kardashian?,
I'd say, "Of course I can. Screw you!"


And if you ask any Half-wit, there's no doubt of it

I shall win a place in history!
I can walk with the imbeciles, talk with the imbeciles,
grunt and groan and gawk with the imbeciles,
and they can Grunt and gawk and bark and bawk to me!


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That is my real name, maggot!
Artist | Varied
United States
I'm a bloodthirsty dictator bent on the destruction of how was your day?

Current Residence: Transfatylvania
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Favourite genre of music: Parody/Video Game Music
Favourite style of art: Western Cartoon/ Humorous
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Shell of choice: Bomb
Favourite cartoon character: Boris Badenov
Personal Quote: "A Childood without obesity, is a deprived childhood indeed!"

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VannesteLand Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
Hey Grunt, do you want to look at my Bawttins and Stamps?
VannesteLand Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Traditional Artist
Hey Grunt, I want to see your Blame Canada and Best Day Ever videos again
thomasedsfan Featured By Owner Edited 5 days ago
Hi, so I know your real name's Chris, though I know your real name couldn't have been your username or Grunt (let's just say I have certainty issues even when I'm confident something is or isn't so though Grunt could be a reasonable real name like Deep Roy.). Anyway, I had curious feelings about your name and needed to let that out.
Gruntchovski Featured By Owner 5 days ago   General Artist
And how did you find that out? not that I mind, but i am a bit curious. have I met you IRL? or did you look at certian youtube videos I did, because sometimes I do put my name in the credits.
thomasedsfan Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Well I first saw from another who commented here I was neutral about it then today I saw your name on yt. And no we don't know each other irl
VannesteLand Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Do you think that Catwoman is better than Harley Quinn?
squidwardfan Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Hey, Grunt
 what's your thoughts on that f#####g Duck Hunt Dog appearing in SSB4
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VannesteLand Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Sorry about your photoshop Chris.
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