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Iron King Roasted by Gruntchovski
Iron King Roasted
A Gift/Response for  :iconcurtsibling:

The Sexist Iron King Roosh enslaved Peridot from Steven Universe. Unfortunately for him, Transfatylvania watches over EVERYONE (Via KGB agents, wiretapping etc...Look its a long story, so just trust us on this, okay?) and the one some consider the worst of the Transfatylvanians, is the Wife of the Generalissimo: Tzarina Pyrella! Some little known facts about the Wicked Witch with a Chest, is that she may be evil, but she is also a defender of green skinned females everywhere. Not to mention She's bisexual. Transfatylvania is a very balanced country shockingly, so everyone has equal rights (or lack thereof) and Pyrella pushed for that in Transfatylvanian Parliament... By BURNING EVERYONE ALIVE UNTIL THEY AGREED WITH HER. So Unfortunately for Iron King Roosh, his actions cost him his for Peri, she was promptly rescued by the vile beauty. But whats next for her? Well, Generalissimo Grunt is a lucky dude for three reasons, One: He's married to Pyrella, Two: He's so having a threesome tonight and Three, he has a huge...err...Nuclear Missile if you catch my drift. You knew there had to be SOME reason women are attracted to that fat disgusting you know unfortunately...

Enjoy this gift Curt, Transfatylvania considers you an ally in their Axis of Evil.
Journey Into The Insanity Poster by Gruntchovski The Ticket Taker and Insanity by Gruntchovski

Aint he an adorable little...whatever he is.

He's the mascot for my fictional theme park: Lard Land!

Vintage Map of Lard Land by Gruntchovski Lard Land Brochure Inside! by Gruntchovski

Feel free to draw your own Lard Land Inspired Picture!

Only if you want :D
Commission - Hindy by FischHead

Check out this OUTSTANDING rendition of Col. Hindenburger by :iconfischhead:

Tis wunderbar!!! AH HA HA HA!!!


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That is my real name, maggot!
Artist | Varied
United States
I'm a bloodthirsty dictator bent on the destruction of how was your day?

Current Residence: Transfatylvania
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Favourite genre of music: Parody/Video Game Music
Favourite style of art: Western Cartoon/ Humorous
Operating System: Windows 1942
MP3 player of choice: Ipod
Shell of choice: Bomb
Favourite cartoon character: Boris Badenov
Personal Quote: "A Childood without obesity, is a deprived childhood indeed!"

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marcioo9 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2016  Hobbyist Artist

ComradeSCH asked me to draw your OC for You…

MikeWizowski69 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I wonder what Grunt (not the human, the crocodile) thinks about Warrior Cats.

It's cutesy like My Little Pony, but messed up like himself.

Oh wait, that's a silly question, he hates it. :lol:
VictoriaLynnDesigns Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thankyou! by VictoriaLynnDesigns
Ethereal-Daydream Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for watching me :)
Trevor-Nielson Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2016  Professional Artist
Thanks for the add, I will endeavor to put out quality work in the future for you to appreciate.

Shinaishin-Nation Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2016
There's one cartoon character you cannot kill: Shrek.
Gruntchovski Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2016   General Artist
You'd be suprised to know that Shrek is one of the VERY few movies I actually like. 
Shinaishin-Nation Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2016
Shrek would impale every Soviet in one move.

BTW have you seen Zootopia yet? If not I highly recommend it. It's not the cute furry movie trailer portrays: it's really a crime drama with anthropomorphic animals and issues retaining to today's world.
MikeWizowski69 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Grunt should kill Judy and Nick.
My lord, this bad anime is "School Days", "Hetalia", "Boku no Pico". how may we destroyed worst anime like this... (I hopefully destroying 3 worst anime person also bronies...) Devilish 
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