Princess Gum, we bid adieu,
Her name we changed so Ward won’t sue!
We’d like to think she’d change her tune,
For her own sake, we hope it’s soon!
Princess gum, the evil queen,
Rejecting others was her routine,
But now say goodbye to the scientist,
As she pirouettes to a foul abyss!
Now she’ll go into the goo
So toxic and mutated
A cat that’s fused with a dog,
All green and radiated
Some poison waste, some moldy bread
A vicious walrus with two heads!
Ello, good morning! How d’you do?
How nice to meet you! How are you?
Princess Gum, the little brute,
Was anything, but nice and cute!
And now the brute will dearly pay,
For going so very far astray!
Princess Gum, the spoiled brat
Will soon hit the floor with a regal splat!
But it’s not just her, we must conclude,
This nasty piece of gum has already been chewed!
Blame her show’s creators
That the princess will soon glow
A bright fluorescent green
From the reactor down below!
So let’s throw her down the sewer,
The Raptors will do just fine,
They’re fast and they are crafty
They’ll make easy work of the swine!
Princess gum, the royal pain,
Down she goes! Down the drain!
Let’s play a sad little song, on a violin
When we hear her screaming “Save me Finn!”