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Once upon a time there was
A girl named Rosie Picklefuzz
Who made a Facebook status Post
200 times a day at most!

She'd post a lot of this and that
Like pictures of her stupid cat!
And quite a bit of "O.M.G.
My favorite show's on the TV"

But worst of all, this little brat
With pictures of her stupid cat,
Took on any challenges she'd find
Right Next to a Hashtag sign!
Summon demons? That I'll do!
Inflate my lips? I'll do that too!
No matter what insipid dare
She'd take it on without a care!

Until one summers day alas,
Her dreadful downfall came to pass.
She looked and saw the latest Trend
Sent to her by her boyfriend

The ExLax Challenge, so you see,
Is quite Self explanatory
And with nothing much to lose
Miss Picklefuzz could not refuse!

And so she went and gobbled down
Every laxative in town
She must have ate the whole supply
She even baked them in a pie!
Except Miss Rosie Picklefuzz
Did not know what ExLax was!
And without knowing what she ate
She sealed her most disgusting fate!

Because this girl was such a twit
She thought it was just chocolate
How on earth was she to know
That stuff also makes you "go?"

And Go she did, in seconds flat
With every grumble, groan and splat!
It lasted for eight hours straight
But it gets worse, oh just you wait!

For when she thought she was on "E"
Something else occurred you see,
Because she ate a huge amount
Her organs started poring out!
First her kidney, then her spleen
Then her liver, bright and green!
Two days went by, till she was found
In a puddle on the ground!

And I swear some people tell
That at her very funeral,
Miss Picklefuzz, the poor young soul's
Urn looked like a toilet bowl!

With that said, It would be nice
If you could take this sound advice
Don't ever EVER take a bet,
Thats found on the Internet!
Stick a Fork in Quartz! by Gruntchovski
Stick a Fork in Quartz!
Generalissimo Grunt would love nothing more than to ram a bayonet with an oversized dinner fork at the end, straight through the heart of Steven Universe's Mom AKA The Coca Cola of he did.

Again, I DON'T HATE SU. I don't like it, but the fanbase irks me, so I drew this.

Transfatylvania/Grunt TM of Chris Addolorato AKA Me.
SU- Rebbecca Sugar
Transfatylvanian Space Race Propaganda by Gruntchovski
Transfatylvanian Space Race Propaganda
Not only did Glorious leader General Grunt create a space program for the sole intention of blasting the cast of Steven Universe to bits, but he also took the liberty of claiming Saturn in the name of Transfatylvania...Then he renamed it to "Planet Bruce Jenner" just to piss off the SJW's even more.

For all the SU fans mad at this, I actually don't Hate the show. I don't like it, but this is more or less to piss off the rabid fans this show has gotten, as well as all of tumblr. Tee hee.

SU copyright Rebecca Sugar
Transfatylvania Copyright Chris Addolorato I. E. Me!

Check the video description on YouTube for the links on where to buy a copy!


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That is my real name, maggot!
Artist | Varied
United States
I'm a bloodthirsty dictator bent on the destruction of how was your day?

Current Residence: Transfatylvania
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Favourite genre of music: Parody/Video Game Music
Favourite style of art: Western Cartoon/ Humorous
Operating System: Windows 1942
MP3 player of choice: Ipod
Shell of choice: Bomb
Favourite cartoon character: Boris Badenov
Personal Quote: "A Childood without obesity, is a deprived childhood indeed!"

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barneyjones123 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
silly art ain't it
MrMillenium Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015
Does Grunt have an opinion on the bland, terrible show that is Total Drama Island? CN recently renewed it for ANOTHER season and it's pissing me off!
Gruntchovski Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015   General Artist
That "show" gives me douche chills...Absolutely dreadful
Keyotea Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
There is no gentle way for me to say this but, as a semi-anime fan and brony, I find your work very offensive.  I can understand that there are some shows that you don't like but, killing them off in a bloody way without any kind of censorship is very disturbing.  I admit that there are some cartoons that I hate but, I don't go around making arty stuff to kill them off, I simply avoid them and advise others to do the same.
Gruntchovski Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015   General Artist
Dude, I DO put censors on the exetremly gory stuff, but if you can't handle a bit a cartoon blood then just get off my page. Seriously, you're 35 years old and you're getting offended by dead cartoon characters? That's the problem with bronies and people today, you get offended OVER BULLSHIT. you wanna get offended by something? Get offended by the U.S. Congress being complete rascist crybabies. Get offended by ISIS. Get offended by Kim Davis being a total homophobe who belongs in jail. Get offended by SHIT THATS ACTUALLY OFFENSIVE. No, like typical bronies, all you care about if your god damn cartoon horses. Well I got news for you, they don't exist in real life. They never will. None of these characters exist. You know why my CHARACTER kills them? Because my CHARACTER is meant to be the worlds largest asshole, and a bloodthirsty dictator. If you've read you're history books, you're know that dictators are for the most part, blatantly evil. MY CHARACTERS hate EVERYTHING. that's the joke. They don't just hate cartoons either. And the whole plot is that they want to declare WW3 on all the stupid people. It's my series, I can do what I want. You think South Park cares what the whiny crybabies who complain think? No, they don't. That's the point. My advice to anyone, not just you, is to stop getting offended by every little thing you don't like. You're offended by my art. So fucking what?
Keyotea Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
You call tearing apart ponies with the middle finger "A bit of cartoon blood'?  I call that killing childhood with a bazooka.
I don't "only" care about ponies, it is what the ponies represent.  I care about helping relationships, bringing peace, and making the world a better place.  From what I have seen from your artwork, you want to turn peaceful villages into a warzone.  For what?  Hatred?  I hate violence but, if push comes to shove I will have no choice but to fight back.  People are forgetting about chivalry so I am trying to make them remember.
Gruntchovski Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015   General Artist
I don't think you realize that I'm not being serious at all. I'm not literally trying to decimate ponies, they don't exist. It's for entertainment. This political correct bullshit is DeSTROYING entertainment. I'm all for peace and stuff, but it's fiction, as in none of this is real. You don't seem to understand that as a cartoonist I can draw whatever I damn well please. This isn't for hatred, it's for a cheap laugh to my target audience. Take your own advice and just ignore me. For fucks sake, I don't have a fan base so I should be rather easily avoidable, unlike fucking bronies who are on every corner of the god damn Internet. And stop preaching to me like bronyism is a religion. It's not. Plus, trying to force your belief on someone, is something I have a huge problem with. I'm not the one going on other bronies DAs and making comments about how I hate thier artwork. I just ignore it. I only draw stupid pictures fictional characters and dumbass celebrity's . You on the other hand, feel the need to bitch and whine about how we all have to be just like what the pony show says we should be. No, we need to live and let live a mind other people's business. If I want to draw what I want, I should be able to. If you want to draw what you want, go ahead. You're the one who sounds like the dictator, saying you'll fight back, telling me to stop, and trying to shove your morals down my throat. Again. You're 35. Act like it.
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Portalmsterking Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2015  Student Filmographer
Excuse me grunt, I need to discuss to you about the pesky Chris McLain host of total drama.
AxlReigns Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I've just gotta say, your artwork is hilarious. :D
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