Once upon a time there was
A girl named Rosie Picklefuzz
Who made a Facebook status Post
200 times a day at most!
She'd post a lot of this and that
Like pictures of her stupid cat!
And quite a bit of "O.M.G.
My favorite show's on the TV"
But worst of all, this little brat
With pictures of her stupid cat,
Took on any challenges she'd find
Right Next to a Hashtag sign!
Summon demons? That I'll do!
Inflate my lips? I'll do that too!
No matter what insipid dare
She'd take it on without a care!
Until one summers day alas,
Her dreadful downfall came to pass.
She looked and saw the latest Trend
Sent to her by her boyfriend
The ExLax Challenge, so you see,
Is quite Self explanatory
And with nothing much to lose
Miss Picklefuzz could not refuse!
And so she went and gobbled down
Every laxative in town
She must have ate the whole supply
She even baked them in a pie!
Except Miss Rosie Picklefuzz
Did not know what ExLax was!
And without knowing what she ate
She sealed her most disgusting fate!
Because this girl was such a twit
She thought it was just chocolate
How on earth was she to know
That stuff also makes you "go?"
And Go she did, in seconds flat
With every grumble, groan and splat!
It lasted for eight hours straight
But it gets worse, oh just you wait!
For when she thought she was on "E"
Something else occurred you see,
Because she ate a huge amount
Her organs started poring out!
First her kidney, then her spleen
Then her liver, bright and green!
Two days went by, till she was found
In a puddle on the ground!
And I swear some people tell
That at her very funeral,
Miss Picklefuzz, the poor young soul's
Urn looked like a toilet bowl!
With that said, It would be nice
If you could take this sound advice
Don't ever EVER take a bet,
Thats found on the Internet!