The Gay French Nazi Astronaut Theme SongCHORUS:He'sTheGay French NaziASTRONAUT!And He likes ass a lot!He likes his men a lot!And Pikachu!GFNA:Suck le bleu!CHORUS:He's theGay French NaziASTRONAUT!Cosplayers think he's hot!And so do You!GFNA:Peppie le pue!CHORUS:He's a walkingWhat the F?!and anAmazing Chef!He doesn't care what you say!GFNA:Because I'm gay!CHORUS:He's musclesare so rippedOn hisrainbow spaceshipHe created Anime!(Disco break)CHORUS:He's theGay French NaziASTRONAUT!He travels space a lot!Normal he is not!he doesn't care what you say!GFNA:Souflee!CHORUS:He's evil andHe's proud to say ...That he's the man who createdANIME!He's GAY!And FrenchAnd a NaziAnd an Astronaut!
The Song of General Grunt(Sung by Grunt's personal minstrel)Our leader GruntIs big and strong and braveAnyone who fights himwill wind up in a grave!Our leader is fantastic,well actually he's dumb.There's more intelligence ina chimpanzee's thumb!He's stupid, and fatand cowardlyhe's dumb as a ratand butt uglyHe's a terrible leaderand a horrible dadAnd he's lousy in bedand he makes his wife sadAnd-Grunt: CUT HIS BLOODY HEAD OFF!!