The Rat Slapping DanceThe Transfatylvanian Rat Slapping Dance (A.k.a. The Transfatylvanian Birthday dance)Grab the rats, andmake sure that they are deadhold em' by the tail,and whack your partner in the head!(Whack SFX)eins! zwei!Poke em' in ze eye!(Poke SFX)zwei! drei!kick em' in ze thigh!(Kick SFX)eins! zwei!You're sure to find romanceWith ze TransfatylvanianRat Slapping dance!(Whack SFX!)Transfatylvania,Transfatylvania,We've been radiation free,Since May 2003!Ya!Transfatylvania,Transfatylvania,Is the country for me!Yesiree!