Ode to CesspooliaOde to CesspooliaWe are loyal to Cesspoolia!Land of Shit and PeeWe adore you, oh Cesspoolia!Oh, toilet of plenty!Her mountains shine with feces asHer great yellow river flows!Hail Hail Cesspoolia!just hold your nose...Hail Hail Cesspoolia!just hold your nose!
Pyrella Poppins (song parody)[PYRELLA]@#$%%... *&^%$... )&^%#@@... *&^%$... *&^$#... %$#@#[GRUNT]Wow..That's the filthiest word I ever heard!.[PYRELLA]Of course it is. And unless I'm very much mistaken, I think it's going to prove a rather useful one.When flipping through the telly it's frankly quite absurdTo find that children's programming lacks the dirty wordsA little vulgarity keeps it from being cleanYou need to find a word to say, that you can't say on TV@#$%^&**&^%$#!#%^&***^$$#@!~~!Even though the sound of it is something quite maliciousIf you say it loud enough you'll piss off the religious@#$%^&**&^%$#!#%^&***^$$#@!~~![PYRELLA, GRUNT, HINDENBU
The Bloody Red Grunt of the Transfats (Song)After the world went kaboom,In the clear blue skies over the land of OooCame a roar and a thunder that candy never heard,like the scream of a crocodile eating a nerd,Up in the sky, a croc in a planeGrunt Von Veizatun was his name,80 Ooo's tried and 80 Ooo's diedNow they're buried together on the countryside!10 20 30 40 50 or more,The bloody red Grunt was running up a score80 Ooo's died and that was thatfrom the bloody red Grunt of the Transfats!In the nick of time two heroes aroseA shape shifting dog, and a boy with no noseHe flew up to the sky to seek revenge,But the Grunt shot him down"Curses, foiled again!"10 20 30 40 5
Anthem of the A.N.U.S!Anthem of the Axis of Nefarious Underworld Schemes(It's Us!)Who started World Wars one and two?Who elected W?It's us! It's us! Who rigs the Kids Choice Awards? Who stole Zelda's master sword? It's us! it's us!Who destroyed the earth's ozone? Who wiretaps your telephone?It's us... A.N.U.S!