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Requests Listing!
Hi there! I recently opened up for requests and have come to a decision on which five requests I will be taking. The list goes as it follows:
1) :iconmavrickindigo: MavrickIndigo
2) :icon7Swords7Lives: 7Swords7Lives
3) :iconGruntchovski: Gruntchovski
4) :iconDragon-Kid: Dragon-Kid
5) :iconsweet-misery788: Sweet-Misery788
To all those who replied to my forum post, Thank you so much for your interest. If your request wasn't accepted, please don't get discouraged. Maybe in the future I could take your request, so please, stay in touch. I may open up again in the future. But for now, these are the chosen ones.
God Bless You All and Have a wonderful summertime! :D
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To my Dear Friend (Leader)~
:iconGruntchovski:
I have found a certain individual who cannot get enough of cartoons. Lots of annoying ones if I may add. I suggest you pay him a little visit. That would be quite interesting to say the least. 
~Wandy
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One evening in late November,

On a wunderbar Saturday night

I vas vorking alone in ze kitchen

But something didn’t seem right

You see ve vere fresh out of burgers

Und ze Petting  Zoo closed for ze day

Und I vas vorking the night shift

…In Beach City U. S. und A.

 

Goodnight Beach City,

Ach! vhat a pity

Ve’re out of Burgers und pies!

und ketchup, und mustard, und fries!

 

But Just as I vas leaving,

Who should walk in ze door?

A beautiful fraulein in pink curls

Ze kind of frau I adore!!

 “Hello my name is Rose Quartz”

She said vith a glint in her eye

She said “May I please see a menu?”

Und this vas my little reply!

 

“How could Beach City,

Have someone this pretty?

Vith such tender und juicy thighs?

Vould you like some Burgers und fries?

 

She said “Absolutley mister”,

I said “zen follow me!”

I led her into my kitchen

Und showed her mein strudel with glee!

 “That’s nice but vhere are the burgers?”

She said confused as can be

I just smiled vith wicked intentions

Und simply said “You’ll see”!

 

“Oh dear my pretty,

Ain’t it a pity?

Zat we’re out of burgers und pies!

Und ketchup und mustard und fries!

 

She said “if you’re out of burgers

Zen Why did you lead me in here?”

Und Vhy on earth are you laughing …

Und vhy are their toes in the beer???

 

To make a long story shortened

Ze next day, business vas great

You tend to get quite a lot of meat

from a fraulien THAT overweight

 

 

Hello Beach City,

Aren’t I witty?

While some barbers make pies!

I’ll make a burger

From fat chicks I murder!

Vould you like a burger und fries?!

 

Jawol!


War. The Transfatylvanian national pastime.

Because I had to tackle this shitshow eventually.
Grunt Vs Tara
Before ANYONE asks

A- YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED

and

B- She had NO IDEA who I was. In retrospect it was kinda disappointing. I did get this priceless picture out of it though...My face says it all.

Aint I a stinker. I did offer her some Hindenburger Popcorn Pony Parts. She laughed so I'll give her THAT MUCH.
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AVAILABLE HERE!

www.createspace.com/6811725

You even get a trailer to boot! This is probably my best book! Inspired by Roald Dahl, The Brothers Grimm :iconcurtsibling: Time Burton, Charles Addams Rare ltd. and Warner Bros. Classic Fairy tales that have been completely screwed up for your amusement.

and please...DO NOT ACTUALLY READ THIS TO KIDS.

Please enjoy the book and have a great day comrades!

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Gruntchovski
That is my real name, maggot!
Artist | Varied
United States
I'm a bloodthirsty dictator bent on the destruction of anime...so how was your day?

Current Residence: Transfatylvania
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Fat
Print preference: Fat
Favourite genre of music: Parody/Video Game Music
Favourite style of art: Western Cartoon/ Humorous
Operating System: Windows 1942
MP3 player of choice: Ipod
Shell of choice: Bomb
Favourite cartoon character: Boris Badenov
Personal Quote: "A Childood without obesity, is a deprived childhood indeed!"
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Gruntchovski Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2017   General Artist
Yuck. What the fuck dude??
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Khai2000 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2017  Student Artist
What just happened?!? Troll or something?!?
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Gruntchovski Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2017   General Artist
Linked me Hentai. Whoever the fuck it was...
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EerieMancubus Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
Hello.
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citytoon Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hey Gruntchovski i want one of your art.
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12monkehs Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
"Reptiles are abhorrent because of their cold body, pale color, cartilaginous skeleton, filthy skin, fierce aspect, calculating eye, offensive smell, harsh voice, squalid habitation, and terrible venom; wherefore their Creator has not exerted his powers to make many of them."
— Carl von Linné a.k.a. Carolus LinnaeusSystema Naturaenote 
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WillySteamboatFan Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2017
You're literally Hitler's Father, Saddam Hussain's best friend, and Joseph Stalin's right-hand man.

Seriously I found your account by accident and I'm amused. Thrillingly amused.
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